Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
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CallMeMcFeelii 14
If it was raining balls, you were officially tea bagged more than that poor girl on the bus trip.. My condolences.
DocBastard 40
Ever wonder why everyone thinks people suck? Because people suck.
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Comments (124)
MrConcise 35
He must've just quit his job and flipped off his ex-boss. Sounds like he was on a serious power trip. You know, the type you have before realizing your life is in shambles.
keepcalmandbacon 16
"It's raining balls, hallelujah it's raining balls." Wut.
ManicGypsy 22
You beat me to it. :( I was gonna sing that. Kinda puts a new twist on "It's Raining Men" doesn't it? LOL.
alexafml 5
I know how this feels. I hate when I'm hoofin' it and someone drives by in a Lexus or something, honks and waves. Ummm...can I get a ride? (Not that I would actually get in a strangers car, lol)
perdix 31
It was a good suggestion -- the rain would keep you cool as you jogged and you'd get your heart rate in the aerobic zone. The "asshole" at the end is a classic coach's motivational tool.
softlikesunset 15
He's the asshole, not you. I don't understand some people in this world...
80sgurl 15
Aw that's mean! :( I'm sorry! There's ALOT of mean people in this world.
CallMeWindSock 24
A least it wasn't raining dicks.
zandalee 20
True. That would just be awkward...
dancinwookie 21
And, pretty painful. It would suck having to walk around outside whilst it was raining dicks. I'd imagine you'd get slapped in the face more than a few times.
phooboy 10
Typical person these days. I fear for humanity. But then again, you could be an ax murderer...
alan831 9
Throw a ninja star at his tire.
icepick23 12
Caught up in the middle, I cry..,