Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I had to take my horribly misogynistic grandad to get his car repaired. After it was done, he realised the repair had been done by a female mechanic, so he refused to pay or leave until a “proper mechanic” checked over his car to make sure she hadn’t fucked it up. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
Then go on a date with YOUR mechanic and see how she likes it!
emmiep1011 7
get a new girlfriend maybe?
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Comments (232)
aerosmith3312 2
YDI for 2 reasons, the first being for actually letting her go on a date with him, and the second for not confronting the mechanic. I will say that it's not your fault for dating her in the first place though, there's always the chance that you didn't know she was a ****
mackjack 0
i dont get it
mackjack 0
i dont get it
sprkls6 0
dump her a$$ she's cheatin on yo
JPEG7 12
new girlfriend!! :)
NomOnShroomz 14
Hoes gun be hoes. Can't blame her.
quadder 0
find one of her friends and date her for something you can get a discount on
quadder 0
I bet your that slutty chick who frequents night clubs all the time and has the mindset that because you slept with certain people that you actually get something in return but in reality your nothing more than a **** and chuck
alinka_fml 0
time for a new gf?
auto_da_fe 2
Your girl is a *****. Dump her.