Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.
ipwnallmen 10
Poor kid. F His life.
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Comments (103)
ninjadinos 14
Pretty sure that happens every time I go to the park.. I swear, I don't try to beat up children, but the punches and kicks just happen..
twofirstnames 12
It's all fun and games until a child gets kicked in the head..
perdix 31
And then, it's hilarious!
rubberduckie94 13
It is a right of childhood to get hurt at the park. Back in my day there was no such thing safety. . All you youngins check out seventies play ground equipment. We got hurt everyday And we liked it!!!! I do hope you did not give the poor kid a concussion. Truthfully, though not your lt if fault. If he was old enough to be walking alone he should have known better, if he was to young to know better his parents should have been watching closer.
l0v3p4in 7
I miss merry-go-rounds, monkey bars, and see-saws. You can't find those nowadays anymore. :( I feel for the kids these days.
venomousddog 19
Don't forget a really good swirley slide
rubberduckie94 13
Remember getting the merry go round going insanely fast just to see who could hold on the longest with out flying off. And the rusty tetanus filled monkey bars. Falling on concrete or rocks. And definitely the see saw that if you got mad at the person while you were on it you got off and let them slam full speed to the ground from about six or seven feet up. Those were the days.
sailoroftheseas 7
Obliviance, by who? That is the question!
smilefaces8 2
When I was 7 I tryed to doge swings it was fun :)
lizard399 0
I did that too, until I got kicked in the head.. It wasn't fun after that, just scary with flash backs of pain.
smilefaces8 2
I jumped down under the swing I bet the kids that they couldn't hit me I never got hit da da dada can't touch dis
SkrimQueen 4
Nice one swifty ;P
gader 3
He/she was blocking the road. It's not your fault blind ass.
KVKdragon 26
Eh, that's the kid's fault, not yours. You should be a little sympathetic since he's in pain but not too much since he brought it on himself by being in the way and not having the right of way.
ChrisTheCalm 9
God, I don't hope you have a license to drive a car.. Bad things will happen..
clumsychik 1
It's not his fault. Kids should watch when crossing in front of swings, just like crossing the street.
BradTheBrony 19
Yeah, the asshole! He should have looked where he was going on his omni-directional swing with extremely effective brakes!
EyeCeYu 7
And you didn't feel your foot crashing into his face? Anyways F that kids life. Hopefully you didn't hurt the kid too bad.