Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.
ipwnallmen 10
Poor kid. F His life.
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Comments (103)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Well that's why they always tell you not to go running under swings
Cad6 24
Nobody's ever told me that...
jayellef 3
Ha!! The parents fault for not teaching the kids about safety.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
That happened to me several times in my childhood. Damn you!
ChubbyNicki 6
Well why was the kid standing there? Was no one there to watch him...?
4wow4 0
Bowling, you're doing it wrong.
trahelion 0
Dear sir, you misspelled "RIGHT"
4wow4 0
you misspelled "Lady" wrong.
xXSmilezXX 7
did you make the field goal?
kb021 18
Aww, hope the kid was okay. I guess he learned his lesson about watching out for swings. Though FYL as well as his because even if you'd seen him there's probably not a whole lot you could have done to avoid a collision.
americananarchy 3
Asshole
Dajucy1 7
It's not like it was on purpose asswipe. I'm pretty sure apologies were paid wherever needed and was in turn not an act of hate
miniman524 0
Shut the **** up. The swing can only go in two directions. The kid could've went wherever he wanted. He chose to go in front of the swing.
babiebuntin 7
I remember when I was little I would always stay far away from the swings when people where on them. That kids an idiot.
mrtjawesome 14
:o GGOOOAAAAALLLLLLL /