Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.
ipwnallmen 10
Poor kid. F His life.
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Comments (103)
livelobster123 14
This is one of the funnier FML's on here. Is the kid alright? His parents should've been watching him.
nicob17 4
gotta love the buried comments but I hope the kid is alright though
GirlWithHair 4
This reminds me of the time I accidently kicked an eldery man in the face while I was on the swings. The elderly man also happened to be my grandfather.
ipodhunt 1
TFYL. You didn't hit him hard enough obviously if he had time to cry. Next time, be prepared; look, aim, thrust, and release kick to face:
whynotbliss 18
Don't walk in the swing of the swings, lil punk needed the cheap lesson!
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
I used to play "Kamikaze" in elementary school, where you have to run under the swings and try not to get hit by people swinging. I ended up with a bloody nose one day from a girl's butt...lol. Don't feel bad because it's most likely not your fault. Maybe the kid is as stupid as me.
heathermarie5 0
He shouldn't have walked that close to the swings. Biggest playground rule, along with not throwing sand.
woahthatspink 0
FINISH HIM!! :D
yzzami 17
10 points
still_guns 16
Well, its the kids fault not yours