Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.
ipwnallmen 10
Poor kid. F His life.
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Comments (103)
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
You monster!
muffinXmonster 12
Dick
LemonLolly 10
Kid should have watched their distance.
FatTony2010 4
Child murderer!
Honeydall 3
lmao. poor kid!
mrtjawesome 14
die potato. NNNNOOOOOOOOO *splat*
BeatifulPenguin 4
Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate
BeatifulPenguin 4
You should've been paying attention, and you should feel bad… YDI! Poor kid:( f his l
idkmonica 5
The kid should have been paying attention especially since there is a big possibility that the kid could have been behind him or that the kid ran in front of the swings, not much you can do there.
granolabutt8 7
Maybe if his hooker mom was paying attention to where her kid was instead if trying to find someone to blow for crack, she would have been keeping him out of the way. /joking But seriously, kids have zero spatial perception. Ever seen them run into the street, or into the path of a stick swinging at a pinata? You have if you've ever watched AFV for five minutes. They can't perceive whether where they're wandering could be a potentially dangerous situation. A parent should have been watching him. Unfortunately, there's probably no way OP could have stopped her momentum fast enough to avoid hitting him when he ran into her path. That's when you jump off the swing and mosey off.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
The kid should have been more careful, I can't see how a kid can get hit in the head from someone being on the swing unless he walks in front or behind the swinger, in that case it's the kids YDI
McNerdyNerd 8
You heard a thud? You didn't FEEL the kid's head? Haha...that's like saying you hit a deer and didn't feel it