Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.
ipwnallmen 10
Poor kid. F His life.
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Comments (103)
1matt301 0
Thats great,lol
Shadow_Phantom 26
Ouch. It is your fault, but honestly more of that kid's fault for not watching where they were going.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Uh, no its not. Its like when someone runs out into the middle of the street while you are driving. You can't stop a swing from descending and if the kid suddenly appeared or was behind op when they were swinging back, or down, then there was nothing they could do to stop it.
clumsy94 8
LMAOOO! Awksss!
sarahhanlen 11
I like the park :)
Tsujionmai 1
Well technically their parents should have been watching them. it's not your fault.
medussa1 0
Aww...Poor guy :( (I'm talking about the kid)
nefertitiqueen3 0
Lol. The kid got in your way. It's fault.
onorexveritas 24
sounds like it was his fault. stupid kid
zakk59 1
douche
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That sounds like the kids FML not yours.