Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML
Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML
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spaerro 8
As the fables of old say: That's a pretty shitty situation.
msCherry973 2
Look on the bright side, you were the first one to safety :-)
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Comments (122)
UberNova 18
Just play it off as a joke "Yeah, im taking a shit, so what?"
aribari373 5
She's too shy
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Too late now. You think there is a chance of a round two? Not likely...
ImBrent 8
How do you know OP is a she?
xgetxbentx 13
I realize public bathrooms are awkward, but there's no reason to get anxious about it. I have anxiety too so I know you can't really control it. However, next time just keep telling yourself that they have public restrooms because EVERYONE, every person, every animal, and even every bug goes to the bathroom. It is 100% natural and anyone who makes a big deal out of the fact that you had to shit is a ******* idiot because if they don't take dumps, there is probably something seriously wrong with THEM, not with you. Then besides that, at least it wasn't a fire.
darawbs 0
Lol @ 16... Bugs don't go to bathrooms! :D
nictransitglory 4
Everyone in the world must be an idiot then, because I don't care who you are, ******** is funny. This FML blew my secret work shit cover since it made me laugh so hysterically while in the bathroom.
shanemcunt 10
#16 in my mind girls do not poop!
heygirlie777 21
Hate to break it to you, 96, but yes, yes we do. Otherwise we'd probably be dead.
ErinRosado 14
It would find another way out. I read this article once about a lady who was, ahem, blocked up, I can't remember how long for. Anyway, she basically vomited shit.
stej1985 3
the bathrooms at my high school were disgusting.. u only went for a piss when I had to... as for a dump... when I found the key to the staff loo on the top floor I didn't feel bad for using it! but...fyl op
supportcommand 17
Relax. Everybody poops. And unless the can is in the basement it's not going to do any good being in there. They'll just find a bunch of poop smeared corpses scattered about.
ravemasterroxas 9
Thats disgusting
PrincessPesa 20
That's pretty low brow, mate. Though I realize you were taking about the bathroom and not your basement at home...Ooh. I get it.
celine21_fml 0
53, I second that motion...
byRose 7
How big was the bathroom?
LO388 7
Huge.
PrincessPesa 20
Bigger than your mom's ass ****.
hayes962400 0
rofl @ 83, u almost made me piss my pants laughing xD
hayes962400 0
rofl @ 83, u almost made me piss my pants laughing xD
beaglegun2009 4
Just don't let people know you are in there!
TheTallPerson 3
Yes because crap is odorless.
Myo_fml 20
That along with the audible sounds involved.
thiscrazything 1
Wow, terrible timing. I have to wonder if you came out of the stall, or just stayed in there until they all left.
dfens 8
Girls with class don't shit.
Myo_fml 20
I can't decide if this is sarcasm or if you are a complete moron...
danivolley64 10
Girls who are human shit.
Yorih 19
26 - that's an incredibly retarded comment to say... I mean, come on, really? I do hope that's your bad attempt at sarcasm 36 - your picture scares the crap out of me xD (I do hope it doesn't change to a nice one... I'll seen like an ass then if it does xD)
orsombre_fml 11
On the bright side, this kind of situation being the worst that could happen to you, it might have triggered recovery from the restroom anxiety. Though it was a tough learning curve! :-( How do you feel now?
stormchaser24 24
Well, that is better then my school, we where 20 feet away from a 3 story window. Sorry OP.
mollysticks 10
What?