Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML
Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML
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spaerro 8
As the fables of old say: That's a pretty shitty situation.
msCherry973 2
Look on the bright side, you were the first one to safety :-)
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Comments (122)
SeattlesBest97 1
Because a bathroom full of glass, metal ad porcelain is the safest place in the school? Why don't y'all just do the normal thing and line up in the hallway, curl and cover your neck?
mpalmiter4717 8
I agree with #71. I've never heard of a tornado drill in the bathroom. It was always in the hallways with your head between your legs and arms over your head.
LadySigyn 17
Poor OP ): I have claustrophobia to a mild extent, closed in spaces like bathroom stalls in public places and schools make me uncomfortable. I also dont like using those kinds of restrooms, but I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I find that reading or playing with your phone is a good distraction, even if there are other people (or an entire class-room) are in the bathroom with you. Plenty of people text on the toilet!
crice2608 3
i totally understand what you mean, i hate going to public restrooms. my bowls wont function if people are in there at the same time or i feel the people outside know I'm in here. its completely illogical and i know it but i cant control it. but ya that sucks that a drill happened right in "mid shit"
greeneye_fml 12
Aw man. As a sufferer of Ulcerative Colitis I have had to learn to crap in public bathrooms plenty without regard for shame. It sucks.
klx125cross 9
Owwwchh thats sucks
wironandine 8
Hahaaahhahahahaaahaa!! Man I used to love ******** at school. Every single day
x_Gainer_x 6
Tornado outside, mustard gas strike inside!!
kemando 22
At least you got a stall all to yourself
zuelhater 7
That's shitty!!
ImBrent 8
no.
Austyn57 1
ha ha ha ha that sucks bro