Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML
Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML
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spaerro 8
As the fables of old say: That's a pretty shitty situation.
msCherry973 2
Look on the bright side, you were the first one to safety :-)
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Comments (122)
astralvagan 20
At least you had a bit of anonymity from the stall... It could have been worse where there was a fire drill and you would have had to pinch it off and run outside.
annagilbert 6
thats why you should go in the nurses office. they have individual bathrooms so you dont feel the anxiety. and they're way cleaner than stalls.
glittercookies 12
Sometimes the nurses office only contain one bathroom. And you literally have 5 students in line waiting to use it. Some more impatient than others.
Myo_fml 20
I feel y ou, OP. I have restroom anxiety when it comes to doing number one AND two. It makes dorm life quite awkward because the restrooms are all of a public nature.
sarah6786 14
Shoulda pooped in the nurse's office. That's what I always did.
missababgaga 19
The nurses office in high school echoed very loudly, and people could hear everything going on in there. I found a bathroom that people hardly used, and I used it during a class since people are less likely to use the bathroom at that time. Less people to worry about walking in!
ImBrent 8
61 - Do you think every school is built with the same floor plan? Just because yours echoed doesn't meant everyone else's would.
danivolley64 10
I have the same problem, I hate going at school! I always wait until it's either really loud or they all leave. I'm patient.
sougstad 7
I'm taking a dump right now
SqueakyChipmunk 22
That's...nice?
Yorih 19
Though I bet not in a school bathroom?
junkman6 22
And if you had spent any time in the military you would be asking if they enjoyed basking in your aroma. Ahhh how the military makes people's outlooks on things so different.
missababgaga 19
My illness makes it so I have to use the bathroom more than others... And I've always had that same anxiety. Its tougher to take a dump while at school, especially if you are in middle or high school because that is when your peers are most judgmental, and you see them every day. Its easier to take a dump in a college bathroom though since people don't seem to care as much about that stuff!
Omer_Kalopiuzur_fml 1
It has been clearly demonstrated, and it unequivocally possible by the work of Gruden and Vaglein that tornadoes are good for your health and can also set a sustainable and effective the recurring problem of overcrowding in the southern part of north America, that is to say the monkeys live there or Negroid commonly (though falsely) called black.
awebb21 7
At least it wasn't a fire drill then u would have to stop in mid poop.