Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out, because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
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Top comments
mleeb 0
I really hope you did more than just come home and write on FML about this.
AliSama 17
You need to file charges against her. Get medical attention as well.
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Comments (43)
eastbaydad 0
Serves u right for holding out...prude
doggie3 0
Good for you, being a virgin!
youdidwhatnow 0
lmfao. remind me to not get on your bad side.
mypod66 0
I faved this FML just because of that comment
moolatte 0
13 - You can't tell someone they shouldn't be a virgin if you have no idea how old they are. For all we know, the OP could be 14 years old! And virginity wouldn't cause someone older than that to hate their life, so shut up before you make someone feel bad by making a thoughtless comment like that.
couuurtneeey 0
she obviously ment sex if she mentioned her being a virgin ...
Lauren10102 3
So was it an fml bc you got punched or because ur a virgin? That's the question!
ambrz 0
ironyyy
aastha12003 0
well did u tell her that??
Sgt_Minty 0
were you bullied as a child by any chance?