Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out, because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
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mleeb 0
I really hope you did more than just come home and write on FML about this.
AliSama 17
You need to file charges against her. Get medical attention as well.
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Comments (43)
mleeb 0
I really hope you did more than just come home and write on FML about this.
AliSama 17
You need to file charges against her. Get medical attention as well.
shadowkiss13 0
1st though u shouldve slammed her face on cement then laughed while she started to crying! then say you were doing self-defense at court and THEN go get some treatement for ur wounds
IStoleTheCookies 16
Too damn right! No bitch should hit you, without making sure her 'info' was correct first. And OP I feel for you, but you shouldn't be such a wimp, air your opinions, let HER face meet YOUR fist. Hehe.
NorfolkDude 2
This sounds like a typical high school drama. Hopefully you didn't get suspended. It's a shame that schools now have a 'zero tolerance" policy when so many children are targeted for violence like this and then they suspend both parties involved and no justice is served.
red_apples 0
I agree with #6, find her boyfriend and kick him in the nuts. Hard.
jacklol 0
#8 great idea
MyLifeIsPerfecto 0
yo bitches definitely do be trippin' but the easiest solution after her accusing you of sleeping with her boyfriend would be to tell her you were a virgin. Then you could just come on this site and write "i'm a virgin FML" and just leave out that whole punching part
khaldun 0
#2 You either completely missed the point (which would explain why so at least one person thinks she deserved this) or just tried to make a joke and completely and utterly failed. Either way, I think it best if you used your brain a bit more before posting in the future. kthx Anyway, to the OP. We generally call that kind of behavior "assault." It's not looked to kindly upon by most people. Don't do anything stupid to get back at her, just get her ass kicked out of whatever place it was that she assaulted you. Props if it was at school and you can get her expelled. =D
jstar20 0
been there. **** that bitch up.
FriedChicken 0
#6, I agree.
UGADAWG34 0
You may be a virgin, but you still sucked his dick, you ****...