Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend standing in the living room with his dick in the vacuum cleaner hose. Instead of being embarrassed, he simply said, "The vacuum does it better." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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Top comments
Marynfrankie 19
There are just so many questions left unanswered here.
daz18m 15
He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"
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Comments (54)
Lady_Spaghetti 36
Ouch, is he okay, OP? It sounds like he might need medical attention
Lalala579121 28
Please do go to the hospital. Lord knows doctors need some entertainment throughout the day.
BadKitty13 28
Why?
StoneColdShaky 8
Oh wow. Perfect post! As a guy I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. Seriously though; my sympathy to you both.
Emmereen 29
I have so many questions, but I'm not sure I want to know the answers.
samlovesham1234 9
Your boyfriend isn't Jungle Recon from Action Figure Therapy is he? My apologies to those who don't get the reference.
Mathusse 14
This is more a FHL, than a FYL.
ThrottleJockey 36
Are you dating Glen Quagmire?
wobbly1 16
giggity
species4872 20
Anybody need a new pool guy?
da_epic_failman 7
???????
Shaky_Spear 11
This does not compute My thinky brain is the hurting