Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend standing in the living room with his dick in the vacuum cleaner hose. Instead of being embarrassed, he simply said, "The vacuum does it better." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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Marynfrankie 19
There are just so many questions left unanswered here.
daz18m 15
He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"
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Comments (54)
Psych0path77 4
I would have to say you deserve it on behalf of the boyfriend, because how did his sick get in there? you know it didn't just slip in in its own.
Dj4321 15
So uh, it seems like a whole lotta crazy people come out of California... Myself included
thefmlman2011 37
couldn't follow instructions, got dick stuck in pool filter.
LARC_UoGuelph 9
At least the wrong hole was the pool filter, coulda been your eye. Or your nostrils
EmoKami 21
Reminds me of saying "Don't put your hands anywhere you wouldn't put your dick" except...I guess he never got to the hands part...
brenton490 19
And you all thought we were joking when we said the instructions weren't clear.
anthony99 14
Zack Galifinskis in Out Cold, is that you?
SamanthaB243 22
I have so many questions. Mainly just WHY?
GhostFox 34
I know that male preteens and young teens (age group 10-13 and 14-16) are prone to these kind of accidents from trying to use pool filters, vacuums, etc as self sexual stimulation devices... And drunk young adults.... But assuming he is neither, I am forced to guess he and OP were either engaged in intercourse near the location of the filter and the BF 'slipped' or misaimed, or that he had a major lapse in judgement.
lambda_fml 40
I was enjoying reading this FML until the last part. **** your boyfriend's life. :(