Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband's dick went in the wrong hole. And by the wrong hole, I mean another man’s anus. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend standing in the living room with his dick in the vacuum cleaner hose. Instead of being embarrassed, he simply said, "The vacuum does it better." FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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Top comments
Marynfrankie 19
There are just so many questions left unanswered here.
daz18m 15
He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"
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Comments (54)
831curmudgeon 7
You meant to say "ex-boyfriend," right? Because frankly, if you stay with a moron, it starts to call into question your intelligence.
WillMM76 12
Ahahaha!
anthony99 14
You know the Eskimos have 200 words for a helmut stuck in a hot tub? Hell, they only got 50 words for snow!
AEIOUsometimesN0 3
????
fungi0528 12
... H-how?...
XXXTENTACIONSTYLE 5
So..... How did you manage to take it out afterwards?
dexter420 21
You should be satisfying his needs