Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
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subwaysurfers 13
If it's so normal, start doing that to you your mom. She'll see how 'normal' it is.
Pleonasm 36
Make an amateur horror movie out of it and become rich.
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Comments (133)
Harpy20 24
Sounds like demon spawn.
carry_on 19
If she can turn her head 360 degrees then it's time to call in a priest...
10showgirl 16
It's time to call one in anyway lol
loohoozuuhuur 13
Chuckies bride!
Bibliovore 26
How old is your sister, OP? Does she ever try this on anyone else (including your mother), or only on you? If this happens while you're watching the kid, can you tell your mother you refuse to do so any more if your mother won't give her any consequences for her misbehavior?
chelsearenaeee 16
What exactly are her intentions when she catches you? That's what I want to know
AssTard 15
I am also curious, but I have a feeling that OP wouldn't have written this had that happened.
BubbleGrunge 18
She sounds like a brat; someone needs some discipline!
ICastillo 25
Take the mallet away from her and give her a little bop on the head so she knows how it feels.
Enslaved 38
All while sing: Little bunny Foo Foo Hopping through the forest Scooping up the field mice And bopping 'em on the head
capnbzarr 43
How about you confiscate the mallet?
WolfAtTheDoor 7
You have my sympathy, my sister used to chase me with a knife. Siblings can be awful and your sister is crossing the line between normal sibling rivalry and potential domestic assualt. Your mom needs to discipline her. The mallet should go mysteriously "missing"...
vc1990 6
That depends on how old she is, if she is like 5 or 6 and is doing it because she saw Tom chase Jerry with a mallet on Cartoon Network it is NOWHERE near domestic assault. If she is 15 or 16 and doing it out of anger and with intent to cause injury, then it is domestic assault
TheNewGuy03 29
I thought of the possibility of locking up the mallet, but if she's psychotic enough, she'll upgrade her potential murder weapon. The options are limited on this one, bub...
alwayswinning123 7
Kids got to love them
supportcommand 17
No you don't.