Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
Sounds like someone is too young to even be considering sex.
schpanki 11
You just got bra blocked! Lesson learned - bras are evil.
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Comments (261)
Spierdalaj 7
How old are you?!
auzzrage 1
OP is 43
NEEPLES 7
Wow his loss too.
brandebitch 0
He could have easily slipped it off or next time just wear a sports bra lolx
sougstad 7
Your boyfriend may have just learned that he was gay
elochai 3
Grab a controller. Most vibrate these days.
Penguin_swc 0
It's always sad to see gay teens who feel like they have to pretend to be straight. It's no good for him and it's no good for you and it's just a crappy situation all around. Maybe you can help him realize he doesn't have to live a lie. I'm sorry for you that your relationship won't work out, but how many teenage ones do? You can make things slightly better by moving on now.
BoredomCentral 8
Where does it say he's gay? No matter how many times I read this, I don't see anything implying he's gay..
Epikouros 32
I don't know where you live in California, but your boyfriend is going to end up either in San Francisco or in Silicon Valley... not that there's anything wrong with that.
iggz 0
Stop wearing a bra, everyone wins!
just_sayin_81 4
Find a new boyfriend, he doesn't deserve to be your first!
TipOfTheHat 10
Bra's are so intimidating; to a moron! Tell him after the video game to get the book "where's waldo for dummies" then buy the book "idiot's guide to sex, chapter on bra removal"