Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
Sounds like someone is too young to even be considering sex.
schpanki 11
You just got bra blocked! Lesson learned - bras are evil.
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Comments (261)
Xquisite1 28
Sounds like someone is too young to even be considering sex.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Being young and being inexperienced are two completely different things.
phoenixslayer69 4
About to have sex and quitting for a game, shows age.
ericb8272 2
I would choose boobs over video games any time at any age.
lemon_phat 11
93- u serious?
ikickgingers 15
Sometimes I just lose interest and go for the captain...
gatorsfan100 1
93 your a fag! That explains your hair
xSynergY 8
You sure picked a winner.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Same exact comment on every FML about relationships ever.
xSynergY 8
Cool story bro. I'm never on here so I wouldn't know.
xSynergY 8
Keep trolling though, you seem to like it
CryMoreFMLs 15
Trolling is my second passion, just under clubbing baby seals and correcting grammar. (They tie for first place).
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry, For a moment I thought that read "chubbing baby seals".
v4extreme 6
Damn you sure got pissed in a hurry rofl. I don't really even think he was trollin O.o
xSniperx_fml 5
Why give up? Keep on going ! :D
False_Stupidity 42
Probably the sort that can't admit that he doesnt know how to remove a bra, so he pretended interest in a computer game instead... Little did he know that undressing ones partner is the best game of all and the bra is just level one :)
Betz 10
He probably thinks that's what they mean by foreplay.
SteveTonyY 3
What he did is BEforeplay.
Cory1990 0
u suck at life if he doest wanna hit it
abbybailey204 19
Those damn bras
Wheredidgrungego 12
Bras - annoying the **** out of dudes for centuries.
BjgUsername 12
Bras were only made in the last hundred years
ohSNAPyall 27
Well perhaps corsets before that
badactor009 0
Weird BF you have there. Video game or sex? That is not even a reasonable question. Your BF is obviously not all that interested (odd) or he would not have given up. I have to question what kind of a boy you have on your hands. There is no giving up when you have a girl who is ready to play. Most guys would have gotten the bra off one way or another. Finese optional. In fact, the entire bra issue is optional. Bra or no bra, as long as the girl was willing, sex was going to be attempted. If you really want to have sex with your BF you are going to have to help the issue along. If he was stumped by the bra, there is no way he is going to figure out the rest of it. And you can forget about it being a pleasurable experience for you unless you just get bold and take the lead until he figures things out. With a little help he can probably get the job done.
ambowew 7
Bloody hell, let's write a book on the situation.
ShakeMeDown 12
TL ; DR
Adman567 9
Cool Story Bro, you should tell that at a party sometime.
DocBastard 40
Last I checked, there's no character limit on comments. If you don't want to read it (or have trouble with that many words...I know, it's hard), just stick to the "lol u suk" comments. Those are probably much easier for you.
CryMoreFMLs 15
94, Last I checked a large majority of FML commentors are very immature and love to go "amg derp tl;dr hurr durr im so funee" or "cool stry bro, tell it again, herrrppp". Disgusting. I need to bathe in acid to cleanse myself now.
dreamering 16
It's more about being concise in writing and coming fast to the point instead of writing a book. It's a writing skill and not everyone has it.
Brett121 6
Great story man..and what chapter do you shut the **** up?
Bless23 0
Are. You. Mad?? Because you sound like someone who spent their whole life fapping to pr0n and now you know just about everything. Too bad you can't apply you skilld eh?
all4pooh 4
Why didn't he just rip the f***ing thing off
laden_swallow09 35
Waste of a perfectly good bra. Those things cost money, even a plain ol' simple one from Wal-Mart. Even then, you have to consider brand name, fabric quality, and overall comfort. Yes. I'm a man, and I've done some research on the matter.
False_Stupidity 42
^^ I agree, it's good to know these things and impresses the ladies too..
dadof2 4
well on the brite side if he gave up that quick on just your bra how far would he go towards your lets just say happy place ????
dubsqueet 0
I don't see the bright side of this.
auzzrage 1
I think he's saying it saved her the disappointment of him not making her ******?? not really sure just guessing
dadof2 4
i guess the brite side was the wrong term but hey atleast the guy understood it