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Today, my office smells like a giant turnip green fart because of a sewage leak. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Retail stinks
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
Chemical warfare
Today, a sewer main broke just outside of where I work. It smells like a latrine here but we are not allowed to close down, and the county won't do anything about it for two weeks. The only upside is that I'm not dealing with many customers, but having to smell the entire city's feces is way worse. FML
Anonymous
Avon, United States
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
mpfrost153
United States
TW: Gross
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
NoPromotionForYou
The sweet smell of success
Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
DogStew
Pumped-up Tanks
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
joshua
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
The sweet smell of success
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
stink
Sydney, Australia
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Stinkbomber
Woonsocket, United States
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
What died in here?
Today, I unlocked the door at work and was immediately hit with the most disgusting smell I've ever encountered. Imagine the worst fart you've ever smelled, coupled with sewerage, and mold. The windows don't open. I have the door wide open and have used a whole can of Glen 20. It has done nothing. FML
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iLoveCars 18
Wait how is a fart green? Wat
GrannisGoddess26 5
Just wondering, how do you know what a turnip green fart smells like
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Comments (39)
RichardPencil 32
The good news is that you can fart all you want and no one can tell. Holding farts in is a real pain in the ass.
elainebarish 8
I'm waiting on the "shitty situation" puns.
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
Sounds like a shitty- *FML's hired ninjas assassinate me
JEHR 13
Apparently nobody likes them, yet they persist like in-laws who have well overstayed their welcome.
coolmike699 26
FART UP THAT LOUD ANOTHER ROUND OF SHARTS TURNIP DOWN FOR WHAT
dietcoke09 25
stop
trucker2 33
If it makes you feel too green maybe they will send you home early, but I wouldn't hold my breath....
pandor_fml 24
Oh I would be. Holding my breath that is
Lalala579121 28
I'm wondering how you know what a giant turnip green fart smells like.
RichardPencil 32
I hope the plumbers turnip soon!
almost_there44 26
Better that than a dead body. On a side note, I'm imagining that's how you think turnips would smell if they could fart.
zainman13 26
Whats up with the negative votes. First time ever on FML
mariri9206 32
I had to deal with that scent a couple of times at my last job. And the smell of pee. Thanks, homeless people that came through to panhandle!
iLoveCars 18
Wait how is a fart green? Wat
sungrays 16
I think it means a fart that comes from someone who's recently eaten turnip greens. Not the smell produced by a turnip green farting.
cootiequeen4444 11
I was wondering how a fart could be green AND like a turnip. So today I learned something new. turnip greens are a thing. a food thing. I guess they are the turnip tops maybe? idk.
rustycage92 23
Synesthesia is a beautiful thing.
Zebediabolical 45
Rape greens are just called 'greens' and purchased as turnip greens in the grocery stores. At least in parts of Canada I've lived in.
iLoveCars 18
I'm spooked but I don't care so have a great Halloween and a great life
DataWog 30
Thank you so much for giving me a context to understand what the heck OP was talking about.