Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
He was just so over-whelmed. I would take it as a compliment if I were you.
pjsr 33
Aww - they took his breath away!
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Comments (101)
Omniprism 15
Sounds like you guys need to work up to that point.
SofiaM0517 8
Take it as compliment
mokka44 8
Kind of obvious that it really was his first time. At least you have proof he was honest with you.
224ShaedsOfPetty 3
Kmsl.!!!
gogators941 11
You sure must be breath taking.
GetBent730 5
U must have a fantastic rack! Go u!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's merely a compliment to your endowment.
lexxiasaurus 31
As Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body would say: *grabs Needy's boobs (Amanda Seyfreid)* "These are like smart bombs point them in the right direction and shit get's real. "
Sp30032 6
I'm so sorry I can't help it. Your*
FML_14u2c 14
**** okay. He'll wake up in a half *****.