Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
He was just so over-whelmed. I would take it as a compliment if I were you.
pjsr 33
Aww - they took his breath away!
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Comments (101)
joshi42 16
Now, that says something about your ****!
StealthySky 5
I love how you're more concerned with not getting any, than over your boyfriend blacking out from hyperventilation. That's dangerous, in extreme cases. Priorities.
tristanh101 4
Thats good, it means you're his first
katebond 16
take it as a compliment
worldclassrager 41
It looks line jumping to intercourse isn't the best bet...baby steps start small then work towards there maybe wasn't ready
ViviMage 40
My first time his stoma bag opened up and spilled on us..... Quick way to lose a boner, and we didn't even start yet!
Recoveryben 15
The most sincere of compliments you can get from a man ;)
ninny_cat 7
How old is your boyfriend? Man biggest dream happening right there lol
Merylwen 24
You sure don't sound very considerate. So much for "making love".
BrettB321 15
Maybe you just have a nice rack haha