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Queen_bee1234

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Queen_bee1234

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1221
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Queen_bee1234 : I am too kinky for you.

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Visits<b>ManUtdforlife</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 3:30am<b>Ashfyr</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 12:56am<b>cmac86</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:31am<b>TheBelt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 2:26pm<b>carolyn_m</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 6:52pm<b>TayTay13579</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:32am<b>nikki465</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 10:02am<b>thinblue32</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:10am<b>Furby94</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:29pm<b>biasedshooter</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:05pm<b>sheepishsheep</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:00pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:06pm<b>lolopo99</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:39pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 4:32pm<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:19pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:21pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:18pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 1:56pm

Fucked!<b>ManUtdforlife</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:31am<b>cmac86</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:31pm<b>TheBelt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:26pm<b>sheepishsheep</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:00am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:05pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:22pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:19pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 7:56pm<b>j_mitchell25</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 7:57pm<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 7:48pm<b>csjc</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 7:29pm<b>kooljac702</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 12:06am<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 2:48pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:58pm<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:32pm<b>peggscott</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:25pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:24am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 5:29pm

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Queen_bee1234's favorite FMLs

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

#21394577
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30604) - you deserved it (3817)

On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got hit by a car. Not a real one, though; my sister thought it would be funny to take her RC car and smash it over my head as hard as she could. FML

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

#21388075
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29266) - you deserved it (2758)

On 04/05/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by supercharged - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

#21381199
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26704) - you deserved it (3205)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my attention-seeking, insanely thick co-worker explained that due to her new diet she can't eat bread. She "can eat pizza" though. When we pointed out that they’re pretty much made of the same ingredients, she wouldn’t believe us. I sit right behind this idiot every day. FML

#21359143
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30209) - you deserved it (2521)

On 02/19/2015 at 10:47am - work - by Vercsi (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

#21355550
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33375) - you deserved it (3385)

On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (35634)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

#21352274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33120) - you deserved it (2377)

On 02/08/2015 at 7:19pm - love - by jimmy_poison - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

#21349857
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27397) - you deserved it (5171)

On 02/04/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by nooo - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in a good mood for once and my professor looks at me and says, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

#21305482
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (3226)

On 11/24/2014 at 10:25pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was hit with a sudden onset of diarrhea and had to use the washroom on the train. As soon as I pulled down my pants, my worst nightmare came true, as someone opened the door and exposed me to the other passengers. FML

Today, my boyfriend convinced my 4-year-old sister that girls don't poop. She won't stop crying and now thinks she's a freak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36797) - you deserved it (3483)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

#21249416
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48825) - you deserved it (3920)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

#21247589
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37458) - you deserved it (5016)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, my butt decided to delete the 650 photos I had on my phone. FML

#21247514
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36375) - you deserved it (7420)

On 08/28/2014 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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