About 3051628
Currently a second semester Junior at Penn State studying geography, with minors in GIS and climatology. In general, I'm pretty laid back and quiet. I love listening to music from nearly any genre, playing video games, watching anime from time to time (it's good stuff, sue me) and martial arts (currently a first degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do). I'm a pretty straightforward person, and can't stand liars and hypocrites; honesty is something I've always held a deep appreciation for. I'm honestly not sure what else to put, I suck at making bios. Any questions? Feel free to ask! Be forewarned though, I'm not the best at messaging on here, so if I don't respond for a while, please don't take it personally.
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3051628's favorite FMLs

FML: Uncensored

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 January 2012 02:00 / United States
By DosSantos - / Thursday 3 August 2017 00:30 /

Corolla Conspiracy

By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 July 2017 00:30 /

Today, after a hard day, I allowed myself a small solitary pleasure. As I was going at it, all of a sudden a little red dot appeared on my penis. A pimple? Nope. The laser that my neighbors were using to show me that I'd forgotten to close my curtains. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 May 2017 21:00 / Italy
By Anonymous - / Friday 24 March 2017 20:00 /