Nearly FMLs

By idk - 17/03/2016 17:49 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the guy whom I've recently started to like blocked me on every social media platform we have in common. I don't know what I did and just our last conversation, he told me he liked me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 17:38 - United States - Hialeah

Today, if you work for certain stores or restaurants you get a 50% discount on the bus fare as long as you have proof. I work for one of the stores. I showed the driver my name tag as I paid the fare. He accused me of stealing it and kicked me off. I am now banned from riding the bus. FML

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By satan_hates_me - 17/03/2016 17:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, thanks to Siri I have been sending emails to HR of different companies I have been applying to signed as concreteboner69. And I was questioning my achievements in life for not getting a job. FML

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By cmac718 - 17/03/2016 17:26 - United States - Winnetka

Today, I spent the entire day at the mall. Alone. My ride never showed up. I had to walk 3 hours home...FML

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By Dorminion - 17/03/2016 17:16 - United States - Belton

Today, I had to ask my wife, who is 32, to please stop peeing on the toilet seat. This is the fifth time this week. FML

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By Cligg - 17/03/2016 17:10 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out how mean some one who is gay can be when I got a knife drawn on me for spending to much time with a straight friend. FML

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By Jmdezy - 17/03/2016 17:01 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I watched a live stream of a man who rubs baguettes all over his face and sings whenever he gets a subscriber. I watched it till 2 am. Instead of finishing a paper due the next day. What am I doing with my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 16:51 - United States - Fishers

Today, a student ate a bag of hot chocolate mix and then immediately threw up. I teach high school. FML.

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By Hiimhaileypotter - 17/03/2016 16:50 - United States - Spotsylvania

Today, my 20-year-old boyfriend didn't know that pickles are cucumbers. FML

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By babyxo - 17/03/2016 16:45 - Canada - Milton

Today, I encountered my husband fucking my best friend. Its also my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 16:34 - United States - Kapolei

Today I came into work to get my things. I had quit a few days earlier because my boss would not let me go vote. I guess he threw a fit because most of my things were gone, one thing was in his personal office and he's now refusing to give me my paycheck.FML

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By Crying Singer - 17/03/2016 16:33

Today, I sang a piece with my choir. The director told us 2 stories to get us in the mood. First, he told us about singing it for his grandfather's funeral. The second was of singing it at his best friend's funeral, at age 35. I cried. FML

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By fromtxnotcowgirl - 17/03/2016 16:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it just hailed so much it covered the entire floor like snow. I just bought a brand new truck and didn't park it under a port or in a garage. FML

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By Ihopenot - 17/03/2016 15:59 - United States - Woburn

Today, I got grades back for school, and found out I was getting 4 Fs and 2 Ds. My mom found out, threw away my pc (has term paper draft on it) and grounded me. The next day the school mailed me an apology letter saying that they changed my grades with another student. I have a b average. FML

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By rednatured - 17/03/2016 15:53 - United States - Ontario

Today, I had to explain to a mother that I couldn't embroider her child's nickname on an item. His name was "Nazier".The nickname was "Nazi". FML.

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By Anon - 17/03/2016 15:50 - United States

Today, it was the last day of classes for the quarter. Having almost perfect attendance, I wrestled with myself if I should get up and go to class or stay in bed. I spilt coffee on myself, was T-boned in my car to only get to class for my professor to no-show. FML

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By there.is.muscle.under.there.promise - 17/03/2016 15:29 - United States

Today at the gym, there was a guy openly giggling at the way my legs looked a little chubby in my shorts. He wasn't laughing later when he got a chubby watching me do squats. Still openly watching, of course. FML

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By blaaang - 17/03/2016 15:28 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I woke up to my daughter yelling "eww". It was cute because it was a new word for her. It was less cute when I walked into her room and saw her diaper on the ground and dried poop smeared all over her body. FML.

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By wrongshoe - 17/03/2016 15:21 - United States - Apopka

Today, I went on a trip to Washington DC with my school. I have a boot on my right leg, so to save space I was only going to pack my left shoes. I ended up bringing all right shoes and there was no way to get the bus to turn around. We are going to be there for two weeks. FML

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By any - 17/03/2016 15:14 - United States - Mooresville

Today, my coworker told me I can't be friends with anyone at work because I got promoted to manager. His reason was that I was smart and will go farther with this company if I don't socialize.To top that he told me everyone hates me because I got 3 promotions in one year. I have no friends FML

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By TaraBURGER - 17/03/2016 15:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to get my broken left ankle looked at. I had a pretty bad fall, so they did an x-ray on my right foot, just in case. Guess who's the proud owner of two broken ankles and several bone spurs! FML.

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 15:09 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I realized I will be forever alone when I thought to myself "shit, this is too hard"'while reading an article on how to make friends. I am a successful engineering major. FML.

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By ineedbrainbleach - 17/03/2016 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sent a dick pic... from my father-in-law. FML.

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By Sodone - 17/03/2016 14:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend decided to be romantic by 'catching' a fart and throwing it at my face. If this wasn't bad enough, he also managed to let go of his phone in the process, hitting me in the eye. FML

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By brew44 - 17/03/2016 14:24 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I woke up single because I told my boyfriend last night I was going to get a tattoo to commemorate my first vacation. Apparently, that's a relationship breaker even though I have ten tattoos already...FML

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By spaholla16 - 17/03/2016 14:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I learned that whenever I vacuum my cat opens the kitchen cupboard and hops in for shelter. She also sheds when she's nervous. Hairy dishes anyone? FML.

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By disintegration - 17/03/2016 13:59 - United States - Newark

Today, my gay uncle has convinced my mother's entire side of the family to boycott Chick-fil-a. We are now forbidden from even mentioning it. So much for my family's favorite restaurant. FML

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By voiceless - 17/03/2016 13:34 - United States - Kingston

Today, I have a cold and lost my voice. I work at a call center. My boss will not let me go home. I am forced to do remote sessions and emails all day to keep busy. Only 7 hours to go. FML

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By KawaiiLettuce - 17/03/2016 13:31 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, My neighbors are suing my family for my dad, falling off the roof (and dying) on his car. Now we have to get a lawyer, and a new roof. FML

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By fuckinghellthen - 17/03/2016 13:21 - Australia - Southport

Today, my boyfriend purposely knocked 2 used McDonalds sundae cups with spoons out of my hands whilst in my car for no apparent reason. The action spilt sticky icecream and syrup through my car. Now he won't talk to me and is ignoring me because I "can't take a joke". FML

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Today, while I was reading on my tablet, my dog wanted to be let outside, so I set down the tablet and let her outside. I returned to the living room to continue reading when I heard a crunch. The tablet had fallen to the floor and I'd stepped on it. FML

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Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

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Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML

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Today, I'd tried to do my makeup in a natural way for my high school graduation. I don't have much experience, but I went for it anyway. Now, looking at the photos, I can see how fucking orange I looked at the party. FML

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Today, I have family over and even though they can see I'm stepping away to go take a shower, instead of interacting with my child who they supposedly love, they ignore her to the point where she comes crying to the bathroom door. So now I gotta move quicker? FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love in the backseat. Being in the moment we didn't notice the car moving. We DID notice the pole that stopped us though. FML

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