Health: Today at the gym, there was a guy openly giggling at the way...

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By there.is.muscle.under.there.promise - 17/03/2016 15:29 - United States

Today at the gym, there was a guy openly giggling at the way my legs looked a little chubby in my shorts. He wasn't laughing later when he got a chubby watching me do squats. Still openly watching, of course. FML

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