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By wrongshoe - 17/03/2016 15:21 - United States - Apopka

Today, I went on a trip to Washington DC with my school. I have a boot on my right leg, so to save space I was only going to pack my left shoes. I ended up bringing all right shoes and there was no way to get the bus to turn around. We are going to be there for two weeks. FML

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