Nearly FMLs

By AgitatedGF - 27/12/2016 21:57 - United States

Today, I got more of an emotional reaction out of my boyfriend about Carrie Fisher dying than any other thing I've probably ever told him. FML.

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By Cramped - 27/12/2016 20:05

Today, my period cramps were so bad I nearly threw up. Once I recovered, I was barely able to stumble into my room before passing out. FML

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By dinodiscobleh - 27/12/2016 19:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend loves cocaine more than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2016 18:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me something I never wanted to hear. He cheated on me and the girl was nice enough to tell him to shower before she dropped him off home to me. where I was sleeping waiting for him. fml

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By Forever_rebel - 27/12/2016 18:21 - United States

Today, Christmas Eve night the sewer backup up into my house. Twice. The two consecutive days that no where is open. FML.

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By be careful what you beg for - 27/12/2016 18:13 - United States - Midland

Today, is the 1st day after sleeping on a memory foam pad that I begged my hubby months for. He didn't want it, said it made him hot & made his back hurt. I finally got my way. He slept great and loves it. I tossed all night & my back's killing me. Due to the begging, I can't ask to remove it. FML

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By flu party of two - 27/12/2016 17:48 - United States

Today, I randomly got sick. Puking and shitting uncontrollably. About a hour later my boyfriend joined in on the fun. Our toddler, who doesn't have school today, is feeling wonderful and full of uncontrollable energy. FML

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By CoughCough - 27/12/2016 16:42

Today, My grandmother on a car trip was too stubborn to pack or let us get our own lunch. Instead, she gave us cough pills for lunch. At least I can still taste the cherry. FML.

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By powerlesshero - 27/12/2016 15:41

Today, a man at a rest stop tried to sell me weed. I posted on facebook, as he was super methed out. My uncle took this as i smoke weed and told the resr of the family. I'm 31, in the military reserves, work in the medical field, and don't even drink alcohol. FML

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By IMightUnderstand - 27/12/2016 14:16

Today, I opened up to my parents about my suicidal thoughts and that I kept weapons in my room in case things got too bad. Instead of taking me to the hospital, they expect me to sleep with them each night. I'm 18. FML.

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By anonymous - 27/12/2016 14:09 - United States - Rochester

Today, after running out of propane in my house and my boyfriend leaving for work for a month, I got called and told I was being fired because I'm home with a back injury. FML

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By nakedandouted - 27/12/2016 08:56 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mother received a message from a family friend containing a link to nude photos I'd posted online months ago. She then decided that a reasonable response would be to forward that link to my mother in law. Merry Christmas to me. FML

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By newlysinglemom - 27/12/2016 08:50 - Canada - Toronto

Today, it was my son's fourth birthday. Today is also the day that my decade long relationship with his father ended. FML

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By Excluded - 27/12/2016 07:50

Today, like on every holiday, my stepmother made a point of excluding me from holiday activities. I am 16, have no other family but my dad and half siblings. So I decided to spend time helping with the local catholic church. My stepmom loudly hoped I get molested as I was heading out the door... FML

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By Thor1012 - 26/12/2016 22:36 - Ireland

Today, after a pretty rough break up my ex and his sister swapped my old nudes and showed them to my old family friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2016 22:16

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and we were getting intimate. Just as things were heating up even more, he suddenly stops and says "I want a vanilla ice cream cone from McDonald's." He actually left to get one. FML.

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By Mrlag95 - 26/12/2016 19:27

Today, I sent a half naked picture of myself to my girlfriend via my phone. I waited for over an hour before she responded back "You awake?" Turns out I sent the photo to another girl with the same name in my phone. It wouldn't have been so bad had the other girl not then respond back "Eww!" FML

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By BadInBed - 26/12/2016 18:24 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, after losing my virginity to my girlfriend, she said "Well, however bad 2016 was, it was still better than you just then."

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By nyklo - 26/12/2016 18:21

Today, my uncle gave us the gifts he'd bought for us. My brother got a very expensive RC helicopter, and my sister got clothes costing hundreds. I got a ripped sweatshirt from goodwill. FML

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By EthanMarion - 26/12/2016 18:09 - Canada - Ottawa

Yesterday was Christmas, I got a card with 100$ in it. Today I go to a restaurant and order my food. They gave me the bill of 40$. I give them 40$ and they tell me the money is fake. FML

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By im_preggo - 26/12/2016 17:45

Today, my husband and I told my family that we are pregnant. No one congratulated us, and my eldest sister ran out of the room crying. Apparently, my sister had been 6 weeks pregnant and was going to announce it on Christmas, but lost the baby three days ago. No one had told me.

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By WillowPheonix - 26/12/2016 17:43

Today, not only am I late to work and having extreme cramps, but somehow a yellow jacket got into my helmet going down the road. FML

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By Foreveralone - 26/12/2016 17:15

Today, I was so lonely that I was extremely happy that the bus was crowded and someone was pushed at me. I'm 21 and never had a boyfriend. FML

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By Indebt711 - 26/12/2016 16:49

Today I spent hours cooking for my first xmas with my mom and my bf and his 3 kids. My bf never showed or answered my txts. Best part he isn't the 1st bf to go MIA on xmas. Now I have gifts still under the tree, a ton of leftovers and a disappointed mom again. Merry xmas to me. FML.

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By LotsOfPatience - 26/12/2016 15:30

Today, after spending over $500 for gifts for family, friends, and co-workers, I've awoken to find my stocking filled with a half eaten opened bag of Skittles and not one gift under the tree. Not even socks, which I need. FML.

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By munuxi - 26/12/2016 15:06 - Netherlands - Noord-scharwoude

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to end our 5 year relationship. Today is also the day my obnoxious family is coming over for a big Christmas dinner. FML

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By Adeadgirl - 26/12/2016 15:00 - United States - Kent

Today, my mom called me wishing me a Merry Christmas. She couldn't come visit me this year because she bought the man who raped me more Christmas presents then she has bought me in 3 years FML.

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By DEADPOOL076 - 26/12/2016 14:32

Today, my mother-in-law told my wife that the $60k she offered and promised us to pay down our mortgage had dwindled to $1k and then she never deposited it either. Why? No one had ever helped her so her daughter didn't deserve it. This is the third time she has done this to us. Merry Xmas. FML

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By anonymous - 26/12/2016 14:00 - Australia - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely picks fights with me because when we make up the sex is "better". FML

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By Salty Potato - 26/12/2016 12:54

Today, I was supposed to go to my nana's house and have a christmas dinner there, plus open presents. Since I'm watching my father's house, one of them would have had to pick me up. Nobody came. They forgot that I was house sitting and didn't pick me up. FML

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Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

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Today, my wife is upset at me for having to remind her of her responsibilities. She dropped the ball several times in the past, and she hates that I remind her to prepare for upcoming deadlines. FML

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Today, for an eight-hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML

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Today, my brain is all messed up, and my stomach is churning at the thought of going to school, which starts from tomorrow. I was never like this before the lockdown at least. I liked going to school; now I despise it. My social life is now shit, and I have no idea if my mental health is alright. FML

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Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML

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Today, my baby will only stop crying if my evil-smelling, bad-tempered, violent, half-feral, half-psychotic cat climbs into her cot to sleep next to her all night, yet when I try to do anything like feed her or change her nappy, she cries like she’s being tortured, I just don’t understand. FML

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