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Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42605) - you deserved it (1743)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:07am - work - by Franco (man) - United States

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