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Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18518) - you deserved it (365387)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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YDI - Make your own freaking sandwiches

#1 - On 09/01/2009 at 5:47pm by jereka05

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Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own?
It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger
Are you really expecting sympathy on here?

#3 - On 09/01/2009 at 5:47pm by gigi37

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