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Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML


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On 06/19/2012 at 1:20pm - work - by hc11bmd (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Maybe that'll teach you to be so judgmental

#2 - On 06/19/2012 at 6:09pm by GuyWithThePants

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You couldn't have possibly known about her dead father, but you still should have been more sensitive about her gift choice. No need to be rude about it.

#3 - On 06/19/2012 at 6:09pm by B3Y0ND

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