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By  epicwaffles  |  7

Time to put the petal to the metal. Yes, i know that made no sense.

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  Neonemerld  |  19

#15, he isn't even #1 anyways, technically. He's poster #2.

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

^#2 is actually the 2nd commenter. Therefore, there was even a worse one before this one. Oh, the possibilities! OP, your dad sounds like a prick for taking credit for something nice he didn't do. And your mom is just as horrible for laughing at you. When your guy comes around, have him mention the flowers he got you. Such as, "Did you like the bouquet of flowers I left for you? I was told they are your favorite color."

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  WhatsGoodBro  |  12

I don't think they did. I could be wrong, but it seems to me that their dad gave them to the mom.

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  bybib  |  20

Actually it appears that the dad gave them to their mom. Might want to re-read the fml.

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  lulubelles  |  33

I think what #3 meant is that at least someone likes OP enough to give them flowers in the first place. They'll probably be in a vase in the front room or hall etc anyway, so she can still get to see them and know that they were meant for her.

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