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Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (1444)

On 06/17/2012 at 4:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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Get the worst possible replacement you can!

#3 - On 06/17/2012 at 10:20am by stepgurl2011

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Find the worst qualified people to interview, and then don't hire anyone. While you're doing this, look for a new job.

What's your boss going to do? Fire you?

#6 - On 06/17/2012 at 10:23am by cradle6

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