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Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

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He's no pimp without the slap.

#1 - On 06/05/2012 at 2:56am by TheArchAngel

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I'm not one to usually offer quitting as advice, but that sounds outrageous to a point that if he won't stop after confrontation I would consider looking for a new job.

#5 - On 06/05/2012 at 2:57am by Nordrag

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