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Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10981) - you deserved it (22222)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:24am - work - by zomg - United States (Florida)

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Some people just need to learn to take compliments once in a while...

#2 - On 04/30/2012 at 10:30am by bbedlock

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I think you'd get a better result if you did that to an old lady

#7 - On 04/30/2012 at 10:31am by symmathos

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