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Today, while teaching English in Korea, my boss gave me a birthday present from her and all of my co-workers. It was a really fancy box. It had very nice wrapping. It had a pretty bow. It was kind of heavy. It was 6 bottles of dandruff shampoo. FML


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On 05/13/2009 at 12:39am - work - by eslteacher (man) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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Hmmm. Next time you get a chance, sprinkle some fake snow into their lunch and onto your shoulder and meander around the break room. I'd pay to see the reaction.

#7 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:44am by simplyabsurd

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err, not really a FML. you have dandruff, so what? lots of people do. YDI for making it so noticable though.

#5 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:44am by cselby

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