By Goatbeard - / Tuesday 15 February 2011 17:13 / United States
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  laxgirl17  |  5

This is actually all part of an American weight loss program. It's a proven fact that you are less likely to eat fast food if you stare at a turd.


Today, I hacked into my best friend's Facebook account to message my mother about organizing a surprise party for myself for my 21st. She ignored the message for two days before replying, "I don't think so. No one would really show up and I think that would hurt her feelings." FML

By nolovefor21 - / Thursday 16 January 2014 11:45 / Australia - Wentworthville

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

By nityasomaiya - / Saturday 16 May 2015 05:34 / Australia - Sydney
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