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Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32202) - you deserved it (2320)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

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Don't you have any HR reps? If not, QUIT. If he's making inappropriate advances I'm sure you could press charges. Make sure he's caught in the act!

#10 - On 11/09/2011 at 4:19pm by ohmandapants

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Creeper....

#2 - On 11/09/2011 at 4:14pm by gabrielbaby

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