Work: Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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Creep in chief

By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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Worker rise up!

By Username - 04/08/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

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By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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Sticky situation

By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 05:02

Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML

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By salope - 26/08/2015 08:33 - France - Paris

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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Don't dip your pen in company ink, etc.

By Briana Bettis - 29/09/2019 22:00

Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML

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Unfair

By jaycee - 28/01/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

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ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 22:19

Don't you have any HR reps? If not, QUIT. If he's making inappropriate advances I'm sure you could press charges. Make sure he's caught in the act!

gabrielbaby 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 22:14

Creeper....

Comments

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 9 November 2011 23:48

good luck getting a raise.

xcdog16 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:40

His boss is alreadying giving him one

Honestly_Lainey 21

Wednesday 9 November 2011 23:51

Use a nanny-cam type thing to catch him harassing you and press ch-ch-ch-charges :)

trixy81 10

Wednesday 9 November 2011 23:53

Horrible bosses the gay version!

pistolpete01 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:05

this could really work to your advantage OP =]

ImDB8 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:11

Don't ask don't tell

o76923 8

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:18

Hey, don't bring homophobia into it. Whether your boss was male or female, it's still harassment. Go to HR (or your union rep) and complain about it.

iwadasn 32

Thursday 10 November 2011 4:23

You're the one bringing homophobia into it. The OP mentioned that his boss was a guy to emphasize that he didn't want to get involved with him. It's relevant to the FML.