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Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm - work - by :| - Canada (Ontario)

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Where's Boners to explain about the sandwich's special sauce that the homeless stripper provided? My mind isn't perverted enough to think of anything inappropriate enough here.

#29 - On 04/16/2011 at 12:07am by DocBastard

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aww, why didn't you give him your sandwich?

#6 - On 04/15/2011 at 11:51pm by iJustLol

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