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Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML

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On 02/09/2011 at 2:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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on my first day as a cashier I was so excited I forgot to count so don't worry lol

#3 - On 02/09/2011 at 6:15am by kkmonster93

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Wtf, it's a job as a cashier, not as a CEO or something. You have issues OP.

#17 - On 02/09/2011 at 6:52am by Doortje

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