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Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16955) - you deserved it (5352)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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WTF? Do you not have any common sense or cool about you? Even if you can't control your nerves or your physiological responses to them, you can stop yourself from running to the loo like you were on fire. What were you going to do there anyway - replace the eye? Why not just stand where you are and take a few breaths?

#21 - On 02/09/2011 at 6:54am by ImaginaryFoe

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Wtf, it's a job as a cashier, not as a CEO or something. You have issues OP.

#17 - On 02/09/2011 at 6:52am by Doortje

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