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Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said "Ok, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20782) - you deserved it (2711)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:27pm - work - by Jobless - Canada (Ontario)

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That's when you say

"I'm actually a common-law attorney investigating allegations of incorrect labour practice. I'll listen to your excuses now, but I'm not going to believe any of them."

#7 - On 09/08/2010 at 3:13am by PlutoSA

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+32

that's so stupid. I'd walk out.

#1 - On 09/08/2010 at 3:07am by kazzythesavage

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