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Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 12:36am - work - by Idiocracy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I seriously doubt that anyone working at a supply store makes a six figure salary.

#8 - On 04/24/2009 at 6:40am by kooterintruder

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Because I'm sure that you know how to do absolutely everything in the world. Obviously, the lack of a tiny piece of knowledge is enough to condemn someone, in your point of view. I'll have to check my facts, but last I looked, the equation was not "Stapler Incompetent = Terrible Work Ethic". At least she confessed to you that she doesn't know how; that shows strength of character; admitting your faults. I'm afraid that the same thing can't be said for you, whining about it on this site.

#15 - On 04/24/2009 at 7:56am by TeaPirate

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