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Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML

I agree, your life sucks (47824) - you deserved it (1903)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:36am - work - by Idiocracy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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