FML - The follow-up
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Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially...
By Anonymous - / Friday 10 April 2009 18:42 / United States
By guamfml / Wednesday 3 June 2009 00:10 / Guam

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML

By jdsksoapy - / Monday 30 March 2009 20:16 / United States
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  Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

By illequipt / Monday 16 March 2009 03:20 / Canada
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