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Today, I finally finished my summer assignments for three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out my school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of my summer. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by spandexwiener (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)
Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States
Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 7:02am - misc - by botheredgf (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
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On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my fiancée informed me she'd invited her ex-husband to our wedding at her parents' request. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm - love - by Tony (man) - United States
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by CantBlink - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
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On 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
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