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Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States
Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML
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On 09/29/2012 at 3:39am - misc - by bluefrisky - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
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On 09/22/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by IHateMyLife - United States (California)
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
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On 03/24/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by nessacadesa (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up after taking a sleep pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores including paying bills when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by cane - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by daddydaughterWTF - United States (Florida)
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