... & they said you had no talent.

I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.

While the instructions may've been unclear, at least you didn't get your dick caught in the ceiling fan.

Who says you can't make up your own moves? What's this one called?

”Okay, now that he’s off to the hospital, should we resume class? Where were we? Ah right, now stand on your left leg and just breathe.”

If you're ever unsure of how to do something properly in gym, don't be afraid to ask for clarification. If you do it wrong, you can or will get hurt. It may even permanently damage something.

You must be one of those people who is to stupid to exercise

Honestly, I'd probably end up doing the same thing if I tried ?