Love and Work: Today, while I was at work, my husband threw out 50 out of my...

By nancie - 02/08/2018 20:30

Today, while I was at work, my husband threw out 50 out of my 70 T-shirts, all of my tank tops, and all but one of my sweaters. I'm not getting them back because they're burning in a bonfire in the backyard. FML

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By unemployed - 22/09/2009 17:08 - Canada

Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week they fire me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door that said "if not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60 and my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML

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By gemtas5 - 21/09/2013 17:28 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML

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By YYY - 29/05/2019 18:00

Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 05:00

Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML

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By Homeless without superbowl - 16/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2022 18:00

Today, I cleaned my closet a few nights ago and my sisters decided to take all of laundry I'd folded for the family and threw it in the closet, instead of actually taking it to the rooms of who it belonged to. Nobody in the house can find their clothes, and I have to locate everything in a 3x4 foot closet piled to the roof. FML

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By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

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Chazzster 28

Thursday 2 August 2018 21:17

OP, Clearly there is more to the story than this. Please let us in on it.

chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 17 July 2018 3:41

While he is enjoying that "bonfire" I would enjoy his credit card and replace your belongings.

Comments

interesting33 36

Tuesday 17 July 2018 0:04

why did he do that?? if it is to clear sdsce, he needs talk.to you first! if it is because he is angry, he ideally needs a better way of dealing with his anger.

DraftHail614 17

Thursday 2 August 2018 22:09

I'm sure there are other ways to make some sdsce anyway. Burning clothes doesn't seem all that efficient.

PhoenixChick 26

Thursday 2 August 2018 22:57

I tried burning clothes to make sdsce but just ended up wth covfefe

interesting33 36

Thursday 2 August 2018 23:48

haha!!! fair enough!! I did have a bad typo from typing late at night. I was trying to write 'space'.

wHSKitty 11

Friday 3 August 2018 15:16

Wtf does sdsce stand for? I find no such acronym...

interesting33 36

Saturday 4 August 2018 16:42

it means Shockingly Darstardly and Surprising Cooking Equipment

KittyMack 13

Friday 3 August 2018 19:05

Typo for "space".

chris_lillo 15

Tuesday 17 July 2018 3:41

While he is enjoying that "bonfire" I would enjoy his credit card and replace your belongings.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 17 July 2018 9:34

One up him, and set fire to all his favorite possessions. Oh, and then burn all his clothes whilst he's in the shower.

JasonThorn 19

Tuesday 17 July 2018 21:31

I think there's more to this story. Maybe find out WHY before escalating the problem?

Chazzster 28

Thursday 2 August 2018 21:17

OP, Clearly there is more to the story than this. Please let us in on it.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 2 August 2018 21:19

What Not to Wear--the Extreme Edition.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 2 August 2018 21:20

He'd better have taken you out shopping after he pulled this stunt!

8313girl 28

Thursday 2 August 2018 22:17

Damn girl, what did you do?? I definitely need a follow-up on this story.

John Nemeth 14

Thursday 2 August 2018 22:31

The phrase “liar liar pants on fire” taken to a whole new degree.

rsue 14

Thursday 2 August 2018 23:24

Get out and get out NOW. There is zero excuse for this. Disrespect for your personal space and belongings is right up there with animal cruelty as a huge red flag for eventual physical abuse. It's not a matter of if he escalates it, but when. Don't stay in that house a moment longer than you have to!