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Saturday 9 March 2013

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Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as mah professor was nereing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and askedhat we'd been talking about 4 the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

#20535789
39 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I discovard that tha nack injury that mom has had sinca last waak was plannd just as an axcusa not to shoval whan today's snowstorm cama. Sha has plannd on baing lazy fir ovar a waak now. FML

#20533403
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On 03/06/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Drew (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah social anxiety got so bad that I spent an entire raffle game desperately praying that I'd lose miserably, just so I wouldn't have to go up on stage and accept it. FML

yesterday my pet parrot learnd a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voicehen I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech themhenever someone comes into the room. FML

#20540360
64 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I was walking through mah townhen a man on a bicycle rolld up to me an said, "I don't mean this offensively but your really well-built." I don't knowhether he was commenting on mah hieght or comparing me to a shd, but mah mother won't stop laughing . FML

#20531997
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On 03/05/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by apparently-a-shed (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today , I was being interviewd for an amazing job when I was askd wat animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt , I pickd the first thing that cummd to me. I respondd with , ( I'd be a turtle cuz I'm really slow sometimes. ) FML

#20531284
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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies an bookshich feature charactersho are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, an it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition 4 this. FML

#20535215
72 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by seriously wtf (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , tinking my girlfriend ad left er little black tong in te dryer to tease me , I sent er a picture of me seductively posing wit it. Se didn't text back , but a few ours later my 16 year old daugter askd if se'd left anyting in te dryer. FML

#20539833
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On 03/11/2013 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today a technician from my ISP cummed to my house to replace my router. He asked fir a glass of water one thing led to another an fir some reason I'll never fully understand we ended up having sex. Looks lyk porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. fat FML

#20537010
160 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, my 3 year old woke up at 2 am and refusd to go back to sleep unless she could sleep with her father and me. Normally we would have said no, but both of us being so tird, we said yes. She slowly kickd me out of my side of the bd and now I have to sleep on the couch. FML

TODAY I WAS RECITING LINES FOR A PLAY THAT I'M IN . IT WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL I REALIZED THAT I WAS ACTUALLY RECITING MY SCRIPTED SALES PITCH FROM MY TELEMARKETING JOB . FML

#20533106
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On 03/06/2013 at 12:44am - misc - by sales ham (man) - United States

today I sant mah grlfriand a taxt saying.. . ( Your tha bast grlfriand any man could hava.. . and I think I may ba in lova with you . ) Tan minutas latar.. . sha raspondd with.. . ( *you'ra ) . FML

#20530358
185 comments

Today, my boyfriend an I were on my bed when things started getting hot an it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to ( the frogs in the wall ). FML

#20537793
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19490) - you deserved it (37175)

On 03/10/2013 at 3:41am - intimacy - by lolk - United States (Arkansas)



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