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Thursday 28 February 2013

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Today, I had an important job interview at another company. I'd trid to keep it secret from everyone at work, so they wouldn't tell my boss, as I can't afford to get on his bad side yet. My mom postd on my Facebook wall, wishing me luck. I'm Facebook friends with most of my colleagues. FML

#20525834
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25173) - you deserved it (10608)

On 02/28/2013 at 4:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today , I realized tat te only positive accomplisment ma boyfriend as made in te last 3 yeres is tat e started wereing deodorant. FML

#20525032
68 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 10:28pm - love - by butterflyzag20 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. big fat FML

#20521895
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25128) - you deserved it (9125)

On 02/25/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by burning balls of fuck this - United States (Virginia)

during a sleepover at mah friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was mah friend's sister's One Direction cutout. real FML

#20525715
118 comments

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On 02/28/2013 at 2:00pm - misc - by Neversleepingthereagain (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Yesterday, I was walking through mah townhen a man on a bicycle rolld up to me an said, "I don't mean this offensively but your really well-built." I don't knowhether he was commenting on mah hieght or comparing me to a shd, but mah mother won't stop laughing . FML

#20531997
76 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by apparently-a-shed (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

TODAY , AFTER SCOURING MAH APARTMENT FOR QUARTERS TO DO LAUNDRY , I FOUND THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF CHANGE. THE CHANGE GOT JAMMED IN THE WASHING MACHINE. I NOW HAVE NO MORE QUARTERS , AN MAH CLOTHES ARE CAKED WITH SOAP FROM WASHING THEM IN THE SINK. FML

#20524387
58 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I was being interviewd for an amazing job when I was askd wat animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt , I pickd the first thing that cummd to me. I respondd with , ( I'd be a turtle cuz I'm really slow sometimes. ) FML

#20531284
86 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies an bookshich feature charactersho are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, an it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition 4 this. FML

#20535215
72 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by seriously wtf (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY I WAS RECITING LINES FOR A PLAY THAT I'M IN . IT WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL I REALIZED THAT I WAS ACTUALLY RECITING MY SCRIPTED SALES PITCH FROM MY TELEMARKETING JOB . FML

#20533106
64 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 12:44am - misc - by sales ham (man) - United States

today I sant mah grlfriand a taxt saying.. . ( Your tha bast grlfriand any man could hava.. . and I think I may ba in lova with you . ) Tan minutas latar.. . sha raspondd with.. . ( *you'ra ) . FML

#20530358
185 comments

Today, on the way home, a guy yelld "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walkd faster !! He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissd myself in fear, thinking I was bieng muggd !! Turns out I'd left mah wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it !! FML

#20528351
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19889) - you deserved it (41540)

On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)



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