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Wednesday 27 February 2013

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Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10010) - you deserved it (44193)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by oops (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9680) - you deserved it (72075)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:48am - work - by is there a environmental scientist in the house? - United States (California)



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